herbertwest:

miss-mother-fucker:

There’s an outbreak of malaria. 

Everyone takes the necessary precautions to avoid mosquitoes. 

You’re outside, when a mosquito lands on your arm. 

You raise your hand to it, ready to kill it. 

Then it squeaks. Curious, you lower your ear to it. 

You can just barely make out “Not all mosquitoes”. 

m’laria

(via txlover)

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via nbrhoods)

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

image

(via pizza)

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

image

yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

(via mytrumpetego)

twoboobsjohnson:

There’s one part of me that’s like:

You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.

But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:

No.

They both make such good arguments.

(Source: shelaghs, via mytrumpetego)

Domo-kun Cute