cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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  • me: Oh what the fuck
  • friend: what happened?
  • me: this scenario I created in my head got intense
  • Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open

bennyslegs:

frickyeshomo:

That’s a nice otp you got there 

it’d be a shame if one WAS BRUTALLY EXECUTED IN FRONT OF THE OTHER

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officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

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militarise:

when u start liking the antagonist 

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